Brass Eye

Christopher Morris

'Would You?' Man / ... (7 episodes, 1997-2001)

Alan, Role Play Husband / ... (5 episodes, 1997-2001)

Accelorata Jengold / ... (5 episodes, 1997-2001)

Vicar / ... (4 episodes, 1997)

Beauty Pageant Mother / ... (3 episodes, 1997-2001)

Clerk of the Court / ... (3 episodes, 1997)

Libby Shuss / ... (3 episodes, 1997)

Board Member / ... (3 episodes, 1997)

Bill Laswell / ... (3 episodes, 1997)

Granny Ram Raider / ... (3 episodes, 1997)

An untransmitted pilot episode of Brass Eye called "Torque TV" exists, though for some reason it was never included on the Brass Eye DVD. It was made in 1995 by Christopher Morris and the rest of the crew. Most of the material in "Torque..." was re-used for the Animals episode of this series, but there are several scenes that are either unique to "Torque...", or were edited down for inclusion in the series. Of note is an entirely excised interview between David Jatt (Morris) and Sir Peregrine Worsthorne, ex-editor of The Sunday Telegraph talking about domestic hippos; an extended WOFDCAP sequence in which the animal rights activists have a telephone conversation with Martin Amis about the plight of Karla the elephant; a thrilling look at how animals are gaining respect, including the heartwarming tale of a mouse that saved a drowning tramp; an extended sequence in which Dr. Jonathan Kwattes (Ian Gelder) explains why all animals are vegetarian - even the carnivores - to a press conference; a heartfelt plea from murderous scamp Reggie Kray, and an extended interview with Carla Lane.

Christopher Morris: Can you imagine the fear of knowing that there's a gay man on board? You'd be thinking, "My God. Will I wake up and find everybody dead?"

Christopher Morris: You haven't got a clue have you, But you will do.

Ted Maul: From the moon, Cowsick's a little dot. From the ground, it's a huge mess! Like Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge!