Jeffrey Ross: [to Janeane Garofalo]
What was that movie you made with Ben, "Mystery Men"? That movie was so bad, I fired my agent! Gene Siskel was going to review that movie, but he took the easy way out!
Jeffrey Ross: As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight years.