Duane 'Dog' Chapman: [talking into a cell phone with a suspect]
Hey! Hi. So where you at? You know what mutherfucker? I'm gonna file bond jumping on you, you 9mm packing ice head. If you wanna stay out of jail buddy, you better fucking show up right now with your old lady. Yeah, listen, we gotcha... you know what mutherfucker? You better come right now mutherfucker tweak. You better get her right now.