George Carlin: Carlin on Campus
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George Carlin: Carlin on Campus

Duration:
60 min
Genres:
Comedy
IMDB rate:
8.1
Director:
Steven J. Santos
Details
Country: USA
Filming Locations: Los Angeles, California, USA
Cast
Actor
Character
George Carlin
Himself / Various Characters
Quotes
George Carlin: Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!
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George Carlin: Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say "I'm going upstairs and fuck your grandma." Well, he was just a really honest man, you know? He wasn't going to bullshit a four year old.
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George Carlin: Think for a moment about the concept of the flamethrower. Okay? The flamethrower. Because we have them. Well, *we* don't have them, the army has them. That's right. We don't have any flamethrowers. I'd say we're fucked if we have to go up against the army, wouldn't you? But we have flamethrowers. And what this indicates to me, it means that at some point, some person said to himself, "Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." Well, it might have ended right there, but he mentioned it to his friend. His friend who was good with tools. And about a month later, he was back. "Hey, quite a concept!" WHHOOOOOOOOSSHHH! And of course the army heard about it, and they came around. "We'd like to buy about five hundred-thousand of them please. We have some people we'd like to throw flame on. Give us five hundred thousand and paint them dark brown. We don't want anyone to see them."
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