Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time'
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Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time'

Year:
Duration:
75 min
Genres:
Comedy
IMDB rate:
8.1
Director:
Marty Callner
Awards:
Nominated for 2 Primetime Emmys. Another 2 nominations
Details
Country: USA
Release Date: 1998-08-09
Cast
Actor
Character
Jerry Seinfeld
Himself
Michael Barryte
Young Jerry
Grace Bustos
Girl At Funeral Sequence
George Carlin
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
Alan King
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
Robert Klein
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
Carol Leifer
Herself ('The Funeral' sequence)
Jay Leno
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
Ed McMahon
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
Larry Miller
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
Paul Reiser
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
Garry Shandling
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
George Wallace
Himself ('The Funeral' sequence)
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Trivia
This special aired live.
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Quotes
Jerry: I'm a single guy, by the way, there are no other guys attached to me. [cheering] Jerry: Thank you very much. Woman from audience: Jerry, I love you! Jerry: [turns to the woman] Thank you. I love you too. But I do feel the need to see other people. 2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink Hide options Jerry: "Wait up!" That's what kids say. They don't say "wait", they say "Wait up! Hey, wait up!" 'Cause when you're little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you want is up. "Wait up! Hold up! Shut up! Mom, I'll clean up! Let me stay up!" Parents of course are just the opposite. Everything is down. "Just calm down. Slow down. Come down here. Sit down. Put that down." 2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink Hide options Jerry: I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people. They're hanging in there with the chopsticks,aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks. I don't know how they missed it. Chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day. Shovel. Spoon. Come on. You're not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues! 1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink Hide options Jerry: I was the best man to a wedding one time, that was pretty good. Pretty good title, I thought, best man. I thought it was a bit much. I thought we'd have the groom and a pretty good man. That's more than enough. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? 1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink Hide options Jerry Seinfeld: [on medicine commercials] Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
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Jerry Seinfeld: [on airline bathrooms] Tiny toilet, tiny light, tiny sink, tiny soap dispenser. Tiny slot- for *used razor blades.* That's always there. Who is shaving on the plane? And shaving so much, they're using UP razor blades? What have you got- the Wolfman flying here?
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Jerry Seinfeld: [on Olympic Games] The Olympics is really my favorite sporting event. Although, I think I have a problem with that silver medal. Because when you think about it,you win the gold - you feel good, you win the bronze - you think, "Well, at least I got something". But when you win that silver it's like, "Congratulations, you *almost* won. Of all the losers *you* came in first of that group. You're the number one *loser*. No one lost ahead of you!"
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