Miss March

Year:

2009

Duration:

90 min

Genres:

Comedy | Romance

IMDB rate:

5

Director:

Zach Cregger

Awards:

2 nominations

Details

Country: USA

Release Date: 2009-03-13

Filming Locations: Santa Clarita, California, USA

Earnings

Budget: $6,000,000

Opening Weekend: $2,409,156 (USA) (15 March 2009)

Gross: $4,542,775 (USA) (26 April 2009)

Cast

Actor

Character

Tanjareen Thomas

Miss March

Zach Cregger

Eugene Bell

Trevor Moore

Tucker Cleigh

Raquel Alessi

Cindi Whitehall

Molly Stanton

Candace

Craig Robinson

Horsedick.MPEG

Hugh M. Hefner

Hugh Hefner

Carla Jimenez

Nurse Juanita

Cedric Yarbrough

Doctor

Geoff Meed

Fireman Rick

Slade Pearce

Young Eugene

Remy Thorne

Young Tucker

Eve Mauro

Vonka

Alexis Raben

Katja

Windell Middlebrooks

Bouncer #1 (as Windell D. Middlebrooks)

Lindsay Schoneweis

Sheila

David Wells

Principal

Britten Kelley

Chevonne

Barry Sigismondi

Mr. Whitehall

Alex Donnelley

Mrs. Whitehall

Josh Fadem

Flava Flav Kid

Paul Rogan

Mr. Biederman

Kate Luyben

Mrs. Biederman

Seth Morris

Boss

Michael Busch

Employee

Ryan Kitley

Waiter

Anthony Jeselnik

Director

Niki J. Crawford

Janine

Deanie Ballard

Posse Member #1

40 Glocc

Posse Member #2

Bonita Friedericy

Diner Waitress

Carrie Keagan

NGTV Reporter

Shark Firestone

NGTV Reporter

Ashley Madison

Beautiful Girl #1

Annie Ilonzeh

Beautiful Girl #2

Melissa Ordway

Gorgeous Girl

Jessica Vilchis

Sexy Girl #1

Lyndsay Haldorson

Sexy Girl #2

Sara Jean Underwood

Betsy Rue

Strawberrius

Madison Riley

Socialite

Da'Vone McDonald

Guard #1

'Doc' Newman

Guard #2 (as Doc)

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

Brittany Buckner

Lorraine

Garrett Warren

Fireman #2

Chris Durand

Fireman #3

Chris Gann

Fireman #4

Gary J. Wayton

Fireman #5 (as Gary Wayton)

Mike Massa

Fireman #6

Brett A. Jones

Fireman #7 (as Brett Jones)

Robert Garrigus

Fireman #8 (as Bob Garrigus)

Sophia Lin

Music Video Girl

Americus Abesamis

Mansion Bouncer (uncredited)

Corina Boettger

Gertrude

Jennifer Bond

Gorgeous Girl (uncredited)

Annabelle Bourlet

Mansion Babe (uncredited)

Nahtasha Budhi

Playmate (uncredited)

Christie Burson

Mansion Girl (uncredited)

Tiffany Collie

Music Video Model (uncredited)

Dustin Dennard

Fireman (uncredited)

Sky Elobar

Mailman (uncredited)

Jennipher Foster

Lindsay

Kira Gurnée

Party Guest (uncredited)

Holly Hindman

Playboy Bunny

Juliette Jackson

Bunny (uncredited)

Sarah Klaren

Playboy Model

Christina Lindley

Playboy Model

Joey Luthman

School Boy in Auditorium (uncredited)

Kier Mellour

Bikini Babe (uncredited)

Meriah Nelson

Grotto diver (uncredited)

Dalton O'Dell

Eugene's Nephew (uncredited)

Kevin Pennington

Party Stud (uncredited)

Sheila Platte

Bunny (uncredited)

Christine Price

Video Model (uncredited)

Jessica Lauren Richmond

NGtv Celebrity (uncredited)

Andrew Sibner

Hyperventilating Audience Member (uncredited)

Jw Wiseman

Orderly #1 (uncredited)

Francesca Zappitelli

Music Video Girl (uncredited)

Did you know?

Trivia

The Playboy issue in which Cindi appears as "Miss March" is actually the October 2005 issue. The cover model is Sara Jean Underwood, who appears in the film as herself.

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Robert Wagner was originally cast in the Hugh M. Hefner role, but when the rough cut was screened for Hefner's approval, he was so amused by the film that he agreed to play himself. As a result, all of Wagner's scenes had to be scrapped and re-shot.

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Horsedick.MPEG is based on a shock viral video known as "Mr. Hands", featuring a man named Kenneth Pinyan who was sexually penetrated by a horse. Pinyan later died from injuries after another sexual encounter with a horse.

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Goofs

When Tucker's dick is bitten, the girl is obviously a dummy.

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There is a scene where Tucker has to dodge a car that he almost hits while driving, however, before and after the dodge, the headlights of a car driving behind them are seen in the background, but when he dodges the car in front of him, the headlights on the background don't move.

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When the guys are still young, when it says three weeks later, one of them plays with a Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP, which was not on the market 14 years ago.

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Quotes

Cindi Whitehall: Eugene?

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Tucker Cleigh: Well the country is like, what, 10 states wide? And each state is roughly 100 miles across. So that's like 1000 miles. We're going about 60 miles an hour, so we should be there in like 600 minutes.

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Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.

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Faq

Q

How much sex, violence, and profanity are in this movie?

A

For detailed information about the amounts and types of (a) sex and nudity, (b) violence and gore, (c) profanity, (d) alcohol, drugs, and smoking, and (e) frightening and intense scenes in this movie, consult the IMDb Parents Guide for this movie. The Parents Guide for Miss March can be found here.

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A Note Regarding Spoilers

A

The following FAQ entries may contain spoilers. Only the biggest ones (if any) will be covered with spoiler tags. Spoiler tags have been used sparingly in order to make the page more readable.

Q

What are the differences between the R-Rated theatrical version and the Unrated version of the movie?

A

First of all the Unrated version runs approx. 4 minutes longer than the R-Rated theatrical version and features several scenes containing nudity or harsh humor that have been cut for the cinematical release of Miss March. A detailed comparison between both versions with pictures can be found here.

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