Monkey Dust

(1 episode, 2003)

(1 episode, 2003)

Various Roles (1 episode, 2003)

Ivan Dobsky: Ooh The Carpenters! They're my favorite! I bet Karen's old and fat now!

Paedofinder General: Did you not induce Mr Whippy to give your daughter a 69? Man on the beach: No, a 99. Paedofinder General: Well, that's LIKE a 69 but 30 worse! Is this interesting? Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink Hide options Paedofinder General: All gays are paedophiles. It is written in stone. On the wall behind the bus shelter, where I wrote it. Is this interesting? Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink Hide options Paedofinder General: By the power vested in me by mawkish ITV documentaries presented by Martin Bashir, I now pronounce you... a paedophile. Is this interesting? Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink Hide options Ivan Dobsky: I never done it! I only said I done it so they wouldn't give me another jalfrezi enema!

Ivan Dobsky: [sees Nelson Mandela] Ohhhh Mr Drummond! Help! Its that Nelson Bonjela! The most feared terrorist in the whole of South Africa!