Nathaniel Hornblower: [Spike Jonze has just lost Best Director honors to R.E.M]
This is an outrage, because Spike is the director who has just... I'm from Switzerland; let me just tell everyone that... and, since I was a small boy, I had dreamed that Spike would win this. And now that this has happened, I want to tell everyone this is a farce, that I had all the ideas for Star Wars and everything.