Greg:
I'm supposed to do this, d-it! Don't tell me what I can't do!
Bill:
Listen Greg, all you need is maybe some nice help and some aroma therapy...
Greg:
The ONLY aroma I need is the aroma of, uh... heroin... uh, melting on a spoon! In a circus bathroom...
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Greg:
So yeah... apparently she got knocked up again... Time to bring out the old "abortion kit".
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Mario:
[talking to Zut Alors]
His name is Bill, you dumb sack of stupid.
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Zut Alors:
[talking to Greg and Mario about Bill]
I know it's a major tragedy that you guys lost one of your members, but we have to get Bill's body parts back.
Chris:
Hm. That's kind of funny, because nobody gives two fucks when I ever die.
Chris:
[record scratch]
[crowd sits and stares at Chris silently]
Chris:
What?
Chris:
[Chris is thrown against a wall and shouts]
Oh, thank God I didn't d-
[Chris blows up spontaneously]
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Anne:
[talking to Greg and Mario]
You see... I've always wanted to be a rock star... But, I've always just wanted to make a lot of money and then... have money make ME live.
Greg:
What sense... does that make?
Anne:
It doesn't.
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Spot:
No matter how much you change the rules, no matter how much you refuse to admit defeat, in the end, the creatures known as "people" will sign their own death-warrant by acting out of stupidity and evil... and then, mankind will be gone for good...
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Greg:
Bill... your wig... Why'd ya bring it?
Bill:
That's NOT a wig...
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Colonel Campbell:
Snake! This is colonel Campbell! Reports are saying that the Metal Gear has gone missing! What's going on? What the hell's happening?
Colonel Campbell:
[after no response]
Snake...? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Solid Shawn:
This isn't Snake... this is Shawn.
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Ocelot:
[after kicking Shawn in the chest]
I'm come back for you, Snake...
Shawn: ...I'm not Snake!