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The Big Tease

Year:

2000

Duration:

86 min

Genres:

Comedy

IMDB rate:

6.3

Director:

Kevin Allen

Details

Country: UK

Release Date: 2000-01-28

Filming Locations: Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland, UK

Earnings

Budget: $4,000,000

Opening Weekend: $29,010 (USA) (30 January 2000)

Gross: $185,577 (USA) (2 April 2000)

Cast

Actor

Character

Emily Procter

Craig Ferguson

Crawford Mackenzie

Chris Langham

BBC Interviewer

David Rasche

Stig

Frances Fisher

Candy

Mary McCormack

Monique

Donal Logue

Eamonn

Isabella Aitken

Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie

Kevin Allen

Gareth Trundle

Angela McCluskey

Senga Magoogan

Francine York

Elegant Woman

David Hasselhoff

Himself

Drew Carey

Himself

Cathy Lee Crosby

Herself

Bruce Jenner

Himself

Nina Siemaszko

Betty Fuego

Melissa Rivers

Dianne Abbott (as Melissa Rosenberg)

Norm Compton

Cop Driver

Loren Lazerine

Bear Suit Person

Robert Fisher

Bunny Suit Person

Steven M. Porter

Chicken Suit Person (as Steven Porter)

Evie Peck

Reindeer Suit Person

Michael Paul Chan

Clarence

Robert Sherman

Constance

Charles Napier

Sen. Warren Crockett

Lawrence Young

Dave London

Justin Pierce

Skateboard Kid

Marcia Wright

Monique's Receptionist

Koji Toyoda

Dick Miyake

Larry Miller

Dunston Cactus

Ted McGinley

Johnny Darjerling

Kyle Kraska

Bob Flaps

Ricky Callan

Frank Wad (as Richard Callen)

Sara Gilbert

Gretle Dickens

William Fisher

TV Reporter

Vicki Liddelle

Margaret Sim

Padam Singh

Mr. Patel

Robert Maffia

Police Officer

Evelyn Iocolano

Hotel Receptionist

Sam Rubin

TV Anchor

Veronica Webb

Herself

John Paul DeJoria

John Paul Mitchell (as John Paul Dejoria)

José Eber

Himself (as Jose Eber)

Eloise DeJoria

Judge #2 (as Elois Dejoria)

Giuseppe Franco

Judge #3

Sascha Ferguson

Judge #4

Millie Gervasi

Judge #5

Kylie Bax

Stig's Hair Model

Kimora Lee Simmons

Dick Miyake's Hair Model (as Kimora Lee)

Contrelle Pinkney

Dave London's Hair Model

Bobby Bluebell

Angry Hedge Man (as Bobbie Bluebell)

Sergio Brie

Ronnie the 'Beefeater'

Kate Atkinson

Party Guest (uncredited)

Cynthia Basinet

Hotel Clerk (uncredited)

Heather Halley

Beauty Shop Girl (uncredited)

Rochelle Rose

Isabelle (uncredited)

Mary Ann Schmidt

Hair Show Model (uncredited)

Beaux Sedwick

Stig Lovely (uncredited)

Joe Sperandeo

Party Guest (uncredited)

Jay Thomas

Tony Bolero (uncredited)

Marie Turcotte

French Reporter (uncredited)

Did you know?

Trivia

The script was snapped up by Warner Brothers after a five-day bidding war.

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It took the casting director about 5 weeks to fill all 70 roles in the film.

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The hairpieces used in the final Platinum Scissors competition are made from real human hair. Acrylic (which is normally used in wigs) doesn't photograph well and ends up looking like plastic. Each hairpiece weighed about 4 pounds.

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Goofs

Crawford rents a car that was apparently stolen from a Korean cook named Chokko. When Crawford visits Chokko's house, the camera pans and reveals a sign above the doorway on the ground floor displaying what seems to be 'Asian' characters. However, it's neither Korean nor any other Asian language. The characters are entirely fictitious.

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Quotes

Crawford Mackenzie: [Crawford is showing off a new outfit] Just something I threw together. I call it... Braveheart meets Liberace-Bravache!

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Stig: Hey, Scottish. From my salon, right?

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Crawford Mackenzie: Sorry, Candy. I adore you, I really do. It's just that I prefer my women with a penis.

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