The Detectives

Bob Louis

Dave Briggs

Superintendent Cottam

Began as a series of occasional short sketches on Canned Carrott (1990). It was eventually developed into a full-scale sitcom.

Detective Constable David 'Dave' Ian Lovelace Briggs: [Dave and Bob are dressed as hippies to get into a road protesters' camp] You're loving this, aren't you?

Detective Constable Robert 'Bob' Elvis Aaron Louis: See the sugar bowl? That's drugs! What you do is, you rub in on your gums and see if it tingles.

Detective Constable Robert 'Bob' Elvis Aaron Louis: [Driving the police car, stoned] More Oxo!