The Immoral Mr. Teas

Mr. Teas

Coffeeshop Waitress

Dental Assistant

Secretary (as Mischele Roberts)

Beach Beauty

Burlesque Stage Manager (uncredited)

Dentist (uncredited)

Girl (uncredited) (unconfirmed)

Burlesque Announcer (uncredited)

Narrator (uncredited)

Psychiatrist (uncredited)

Woman (unconfirmed) (uncredited)

Burlesque Audience Member (uncredited)

Loverboy / Burlesque Audience Member (uncredited)

Eric 'Mick' Nathanson:  one of the audience members

None of the characters are heard speaking throughout the whole film (sometimes their mouths move, but no sound comes out), much like a silent film. Only music is played throughout the film and the only voice heard is that of the narrator.

Peter A. DeCenzie:  Burlesque Announcer

Narrator: The guitar as we know it today, came about as a result of many types of earlier stringed instruments. There was first the harp, the lute, then the zither, and mandolin. The guitar is a very sensitive instrument, with "G" being the third string, and is played over a system of frets. Sensitive men have been fretting over G-strings for years!