Buster: We're tiny...Babs: We're toony...All: We're all a little looney,
And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV!Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers...Buster: We crack up all the censors...All: On Tiny Toon Adventures, get a dose of comedy!So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart,
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!Plucky: The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected...All: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!Plucky: They're furry, they're funny...All: They're Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain!Buster: Here's Hamton...Plucky: And Plucky...Babs: Dizzy Devil's yucky...All: Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane!At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree,
The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933! We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!Buster and Babs: And now our song is done!