Perry: Oh, what's the matter, dollface? Down in the dumps? Sucks to be you, huh? What's the matter, Lloyd's of London? You take one "mind-blowing" philosophy class, and all of a sudden you're Jean-Paul Sartre? Oh, so now you've got this existentialist-hook-thing too? Well, that's great, because all you need is a little more mystique! Now you've got a chance with all the freaky chicks I was gonna get! I've taken so much acne medication, MY LIPS ARE SPLITTING IN HALF! This might cheer you up: YOU'RE HOTTER THAN MOST CHICKS! What are you doing in college anyway? People like you don't even need to know how to read! Nice nose.