Eddie Izzard: Glorious

Himself

Agent (uncredited)

Eddie: We built up empires. We stole countries, that's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags.

Eddie: Peter was the one who said "I don't know him. I don't know him. I don't know him." cock-a-doodle-doo "Oh, HIM!"

Eddie: This is your pilot speaking. Welcome to flight one from here to there. We'll be flying at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. My copilot today, is a flask of coffee.