Girl:
My favorite character is Brittany 'cause she's so dumb but she's so pretty and she can dance so well.
Brittany: I think it has a lot to do with my hair. 'Cause look at how long it is and how beautiful it is.
Santana: I ingest Latisse. It's normally supposed to be applied on your lids to make your lashes grow. I just took it one step further and started drinking it.
Puck: I heard that this haircut might make me go a little faster, have a little edge on the competition. And, you know, the ladies like something to grab on to, time and time again.