Bill Cosby:
Tuesday Night Football on ESPN... 2, 5 & 6. Tonight, it's the Temple Owls... BRRRRP! BRRRRP! BRRRRRRRP! against the Ohio University... um... Chitlin Legs... BRRRRP! BRRRRP! BRRRRRRRP! And tonight... BRRRRRRRRRRRP! we're out of time... and have fun!
himself: Somebody's Pudding Pops appear to be medicated! BRRRRP! BRRRRP! BRRRRRRRP!