AThere are two theme songs. The first theme song was produced but ended up not being on the show. The second theme song was produced and ended up being on the show.The First Theme Song lyrics that ended up not being on the show:Counting sheepWhen you're trying to sleep,Being fairWhen there's something to share,Being neatWhen you're folding a sheet,That's mathematics!When a ballBounces off of a wall,When you cookFrom a recipe book,When you knowHow much money you owe,That's mathematics!How much gold can you hold in an elephant's ear?When it's noon on the moon, then what time is it here?If you could count for a year, would you get to infinity,Or somewhere in that vicinity?When you chooseHow much postage to use,When you knowWhat's the chance it will snow,When you betAnd you end up in debt,Oh try as you may,You just can't get awayFrom mathematics!Andrew Wiles gently smiles,Does his thing, and voila!Q.E.D., we agree,And we all shout hurrah!As he confirms what FermatJotted down in that margin,Which could've used some enlargin'.Tap your feet,Keepin' time to a beat,Of a songWhile you're singing along,HarmonizeWith the rest of the guys,Yes, try as you may,You just can't get awayFrom mathematics!The Second Theme Song lyrics that ended up being on the show:Square One!Square One!Square One!Square One!(Saxaphone Playing)(Synthesizer joining In)Square One!Squareeeeeee One!