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Square One TV

Year:
Duration:
30 min | USA:30 min (230 episodes)
Genres:
Comedy | Family
IMDB rate:
8.5
Director:
Charles S. Dubin
Awards:
5 wins & 15 nominations
Details
Country: USA
Release Date: 1987-01-26
Cast
Actor
Character
Joe Howard
Officer George Frankly
Larry Cedar
Various (29 episodes, 1987-1992)
Cynthia Darlow
Various (27 episodes, 1987-1992)
Beverly Mickins
Various (26 episodes, 1987-1992)
Arthur Howard
Various (26 episodes, 1987-1992)
Cris Franco
Various (25 episodes, 1987-1992)
Reg E. Cathey
Various (24 episodes, 1987-1992)
Luisa Leschin
Various (18 episodes, 1987-1992)
Beverly Leech
Sgt. Kate Monday
Jim Thurman
Glitch
Toni Di Buono
Sgt. Pat Tuesday
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Trivia
Officer Sam and Officer Steve from "Mathnet" were played by real-life LAPD officers Sam Salazar and Steve Fellman.
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Originally intended to be "That's Mathematics", with Tom Lehrer's song of the same name as the theme. However, the show's title was changed, so the song was dropped.
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The character of Dirk Niblick bears a physical resemblance to Roger Ramjet. This is no coincidence. Gary Owens voiced both characters, and Fred Crippen and Jim Thurman were crew members of both Roger Ramjet (1965) and Square One TV.
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Quotes
Larry: Cris, how do you make a seven even?
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Mathnet Narrator: The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real. 1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? Yes No | Share this Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink Hide options Luisa: [opening her window] What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world?
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Her shadow: I've been everywhere you've been, I've done everything you've done.
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Faq
Q
What are the lyrics to the theme song?
A
There are two theme songs. The first theme song was produced but ended up not being on the show. The second theme song was produced and ended up being on the show.The First Theme Song lyrics that ended up not being on the show:Counting sheepWhen you're trying to sleep,Being fairWhen there's something to share,Being neatWhen you're folding a sheet,That's mathematics!When a ballBounces off of a wall,When you cookFrom a recipe book,When you knowHow much money you owe,That's mathematics!How much gold can you hold in an elephant's ear?When it's noon on the moon, then what time is it here?If you could count for a year, would you get to infinity,Or somewhere in that vicinity?When you chooseHow much postage to use,When you knowWhat's the chance it will snow,When you betAnd you end up in debt,Oh try as you may,You just can't get awayFrom mathematics!Andrew Wiles gently smiles,Does his thing, and voila!Q.E.D., we agree,And we all shout hurrah!As he confirms what FermatJotted down in that margin,Which could've used some enlargin'.Tap your feet,Keepin' time to a beat,Of a songWhile you're singing along,HarmonizeWith the rest of the guys,Yes, try as you may,You just can't get awayFrom mathematics!The Second Theme Song lyrics that ended up being on the show:Square One!Square One!Square One!Square One!(Saxaphone Playing)(Synthesizer joining In)Square One!Squareeeeeee One!
Q
Who sings/plays the theme song?
A
There were two theme songs. The group that sings/plays the first theme song is Tom Lehrer. The group that sings/plays the second theme song is unknown.
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