Ellen DeGeneres: I'm really happy to be here, although I don't sing or play an instrument. Well, I play my stereo, which really isn't a musical instrument, but I can say that I play my stereo because that's what I do to listen to music. Those who don't like music are stupid. That's right, I said stupid, but they're not watching. I like all kinds of music... well, except for polka, because it's too fast for me. But I like some of it, I like a lot of it.