Dragonborn:
Fus Ro Dah!
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Guard:
Let me guess, Someone stole your sweetroll!
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Random child:
[when your character is only in underwear]
Naked! Naked, naked, naked!
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Guard:
My cousin is out fighting dragons. And what do I get? Guard duty.
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Bard:
[singing]
Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead. And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade as he told of bold battles and gold he had made. But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red when he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said; "Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead; now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!". And so then came clashing and slashing of steel, as the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal. And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no moooore when his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!
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Paarthurnax: Drem. Patience. There are formalities that must be observed, at the first meeting of two of the dov. By long tradition, the elder speaks first. Hear my Thu'um! Feel it in your bones. Match it, if you are Dovahkiin!