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The Onion Movie
Year:
Duration:
80 min
Genres:
Comedy
IMDB rate:
6.3
Director:
Tom Kuntz
Details
Country: USA
Release Date: 2008-01-07
Filming Locations: Los Angeles, California, USA
Cast
Actor
Character
Abigail Mavity
Abigail Mavity
The Onion Movie
Joel McHale
Joel McHale
The Onion Movie
Daniel Chacón
Young American
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Kate Fuglei
Dolores McCormick
Reid Weaver
Dennis McCormick, Jr.
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Adele Robbins
Typical Neighbor Wife
Jason L. Miller
Sooty Firefighter
Brendon Baerg
Sooty Child
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guys in Crowd
Sam Menning
Alzheimers Guys in Crowd
Orlando Seale
Producer
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Michael Bolton
Himself
Karl Montgomery
African Child
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Steven Kozlowski
White Trash Dude
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Archie Howard
Fat Man
Howard Shur
Smoker
Todd Hanson
Smoker Driver
Arthur Kendall
Bud Schwartz
Ira Gewant
Brunno Tucci
Christopher Weeks
Rolly Ingersoll
Edward Ansara
Skink Bradley
Murray Gershenz
Raggles Wimpole
Paul 'Mousie' Garner
Uncle Smackers
Helen Geller
Mavis De Haven
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Murphy Dunne
Raymond Marcus
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Griffin M. Creech
Rapist Policeman
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Stefan Sacks
Rapist Uncle
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Amy Davies
Board Game Woman
John Gibson Miller
Steel Beam Construction Guy
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Ben Braat
Dutch Dad
Sal Lopez
Peruvian
Jay Montalvo
Peruvian
Bashar Rahal
Arab Terrorist
Russell Steinberg
Young Terrorist
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Amir Talai
Ahman
Ryan Bosch
White Black Guy Bill
Leslie Duke
White Black Guy Jenny
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Michael Brainard
White Black Guy Policeman
Dane Farwell
White Black Guy Policeman
Mary Boucher
White Black Guy Judge
Chris Karwowski
White Black Guy Jury Foreman
Michael Harte
Pentagon General
Charles Howerton
Pentagon General
James Kayten
Pentagon Officer
Sean Conroy
Landmine Salesman
Christopher Boyer
Landmine Boss
S.E. Perry
Recruitment Officer
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Alonzo Bodden
Prisoner
Gill Gayle
Prisoner
Robert Shampain
Prisoner Dad
Jordan Lindsay Hamm
Girl Greeting Prisoner
Tom Wright
Kwame Roberts
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Troy L. Collins
Dashante Jackson
Daniel Colembie
McSorley's Bartender
Marc Antonio Pritchett
Upstanding Black Man
Jerry Giles
Dave Kostman
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Mike Loew
Library Penis Man
David Chisum
Penis Pal Glen
Martin Morales
Penis Ethnic Man
Micah Sauers
Skooter Boy
Michael R. Dowell
Penis Businessman
Ken Narasaki
Businessman
Clint Culp
Bates Computer Customer
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Maria Schneider
Bates Computer Customer's Wife
Dustin Seavey
Bates Temp Dude
Bill Dearth
Bates Businessman
Greg Harris
Bates Delivery Man
James M. Connor
Bates Manager
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Mia Crowe
Porn Star
Gauge
Porn Star
Kirk Ward
Brendan Laroux
Eric Siegel
Studio Executive
Jen Cohn
Cooking Show Host
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Charley Beil
Wizards Gamer
Daniel Benson
Wizard Gamer
Adam Crosby
Wizard Gamer
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Greg Pitts
Wizards Dragonmaster
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
William Duffy
Man in Suit
Cory McAbee
Man in Suit
Evgeniy Lazarev
Slovesevic
Adam Gregor
Birajko
Terrence Flack
Bank Gunman
Mo McRae
Second Bank Gunman
Sarah DeVincentis
Bank Customer
Michelle Buffone
Bank Liz Anne
Jim Ortlieb
Bank Mr. Poniewicz
Cory Nartatez
Gay Guy
Savastian Padilla
Gay Guy
Bruce Stevenson
Gay Guy
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Kenneth C. Rosier
Presidential Advisor
Rodney Dangerfield
Himself
Ivan Klipstein
Subscription Card Man
Hanna Bluth
Little Girl
Jennifer Saurenman
Mother
Tanya Ballinger
Cockpuncher Entourage
Kamela Forbes
Cockpuncher Entourage
Neva Massey
Cockpuncher Entourage
Eleanor Mercado
Cockpuncher Entourage
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Rachelle Wood
Cockpuncher Entourage
André Costa
Cameraman
Destiny Lightsy
God Bless America Dancer
Michon Suyama
God Bless America Dancer
Vai Tiare
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (as Vaitiare Au-Harehoe)
Kato Bonner
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Allison Kyler
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Brandy Lamkin
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Clifford McGee
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (as Clifford McGhee)
Tomasina Parrott
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Adrian Armas
Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Dante Harper
Lollipop Love Dancer (as Danté Harper)
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer (as Robert James Hoffman III)
Lucas Raynaud
Lollipop Love Dancer
Dave Scott
Lollipop Love Dancer
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Ryan O'Quinn
Global Tetrahedron Penguin
Kavi Raz
Arab Lover
Natasha Yi
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Kathie Barnes
Concerned Mother
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Jackson Bolt
Texas Chainsaw Killer
Chris Cashman
UPS Delivery Man
Martez Covington
(uncredited)
Said Faraj
Suicide Bomber (uncredited)
Bill Frenzer
Nicholas Van Essen
Justin Rodgers Hall
Terrorist
Glen Hambly
Attorney
Susanna Harter
Librarian
Mohammed Hassan
Terrorist
Hiro Koda
(uncredited)
Eloise Lynch
Britney Spears Fan
Marshall Manesh
Announcer (uncredited)
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Christopher Nissley
Terrorist Training Video Announcer (uncredited)
Blaine Pate
Office Worker
Paula Price
Host a Rape Tape Gal (uncredited)
Tony Sagastizado I
Taliban Terrorist
Helen Slayton-Hughes
'Yarn-it-All' Employee
Channing Swift
Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Tony Swift
Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Cassie Townsend
Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party
Melissa Zanit
Yearbook Girl
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Trivia
Originally filmed in late 2003, this was subsequently shelved for many years and never released theatrically (allegedly after poor test screening). Finally released directly to DVD in June 2008.
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The character of "Melissa Cherry" is an apparent spoof of singer Britney Spears. Ironically, Spears' future ex-husband Kevin Federline has a cameo in the film as a back-up dancer in one of Melissa Cherry's videos.
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Goofs
Liz Anne has a cut on the left side of her forehead which disappears when Armed gunman is promoted to customer advisor.
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In the scene they are playing the board game and one of the guys is drinking "Hawaiian punch" the level of the drink goes from full to empty back to full.
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Quotes
Dana Dobbs: There you have it. The negro is guilty.
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Norm Archer: In other news. A local 8-year-old has accidently exercised his 2nd amendment right yesterday, when he blew out his head with his father's semi-automatic rifle. The fatal incident is being hailed by gun-rights activists as a victory for America and the constitution.
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Melissa Cherry: When you love me right up front, you know that I don't mind. But what I really want is for you, to take me from behind. I don't mind, no. I don't mind. Take me from be-hi-i-i-ind...
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Photos from cast
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