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Vampires Suck

Year:
Duration:
82 min
Genres:
Comedy
IMDB rate:
3.5
Director:
Jason Friedberg
Awards:
6 nominations
Details
Country: USA
Release Date: 2010-08-18
Filming Locations: Bossier City, Louisiana, USA
Earnings
Budget: $20,000,000
Opening Weekend: $12,202,831 (USA) (22 August 2010)
Gross: $36,658,108 (USA) (7 November 2010)
Cast
Actor
Character
Anneliese van der Pol
Anneliese van der Pol
Vampires Suck
Nick Eversman
Nick Eversman
Vampires Suck
Jenn Proske
Becca Crane
Matt Lanter
Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader
Frank Crane
Chris Riggi
Jacob White
Ken Jeong
Daro
David DeLuise
Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ford
Iris
Dave Foley
Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke
Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan
Eden
Zane Holtz
Alex
Stephanie Fischer
Rosalyn
Michael Hanson
Rick
Jun Hee Lee
Derric
Arielle Kebbel
Rachel
B.J. Britt
Antoine
Charlie Weber
Jack
Mike Mayhall
Nicholas (as Michael Mayhall)
Bradley Dodds
Salvatore
Emily Brobst
June
Rett Terrell
Max
Randal Reeder
Biker Dude
Leo Fabian
Gross Bearded Biker
Dana Seltzer
Gossip Girl
Krystal Mayo
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Amanda Jacobs
Team Edward Girl (as Mandy Jacobs)
Marissa Cavazos
Team Jacob Girl #1
Sarah Colbert
Team Jacob Girl #2
Ryan Glorioso
Science Teacher
Bryan Philip Cruz
Chinese Delivery Guy
Adia Garrett
Mean Girl
Marcelle Baer
Hot Girl
Alyssa Overbeck
Trendy Girl
Nick Gomez
Jacob's Pack #1
Ned Yousef
Jacob's Pack #2 (as Nedal 'Ned' Yousef)
Rodrigo Lloreda
Jacob's Pack #3
John Franklin
Jacob's Pack #4
Celeste Roberts
Matronly Faculty Member
Greg Washington
Photographer
Michelle Lang
Innocent Woman
Valerie Morgan
Woman in Line
Sara Blanche
Pretty Blonde
Matthew Warzel
John
Parker Dash
Drunken Festival Goer
Michael C. 'Mike' Allen
Pedestrian (uncredited)
Ike Barinholtz
Bobby White
Helena Barrett
Alice (uncredited)
Charlotte Biggs
Prom Goer (uncredited)
Laine Dubroc
Prom Picture Guy (uncredited)
Tavaris James Durell
Prom student (uncredited)
Jude Gavi
Prom Faculty (uncredited)
Cameron Inman
Team Edward (uncredited)
Ada Michelle Loridans
Hustler Dancer (uncredited)
Jonathan O'Rear
Parade Goer / Student (uncredited)
Heather Brooke Simpson
Lady Gaga
Sarah Soape
High School Student (uncredited)
Stephanie Swart
Team Jacob Girl (uncredited)
Tracy E. Thomas
Sculptor (uncredited)
Mallory Thompson
Bikini Girl #1 (uncredited)
Wanetah Walmsley
Snooki
Chevy White
Prom Goer (uncredited)
Did you know?
Trivia
Buffy The Vampire Slayer makes a cameo in one scene. The cover of the October 1, 1999 issue of Entertainment Weekly featured Sarah Michelle Gellar, as Buffy, wearing a sleeveless blouse with "Vampires Suck" written all over it.
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The Iphone Jennifer uses to show Becca Edward Sullen's Facebook profile is Anneliese van der Pol's personal phone.
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The voice-over artists, who dubbed the German version of the original Twilight movies, did the dubbing for their corresponding parts in this film.
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Goofs
When Becca tries to seduce Edward, a circular light hanging from the ceiling in the background is switched on. When Edward throws Becca through the ceiling, the light is still on. When Becca falls through the ceiling, the light is off.
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Derric meets Becca in the school corridor and opens his backpack, it doesn't close completely when he puts it on his back. In the next scene, the backpack is closed.
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Becca says her dad is the sheriff, but he drives a police car.
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Quotes
Jennifer: Hi. I'm Jennifer, future Prom Queen, I'm gonna pretend to be your BFF but if you touch Rick's wang
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Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
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Becca Crane: [from trailer] Jacob, run!
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Faq
Q
How does the movie end?
A
Iris (Kelsey Ford) hastens to Becca's house in her yellow Porsche 911, and they drive to Sporks High where Edward is about to expose himself to the Volturi. On the way, Jacob leaps onto their car and demands that Becca choose between him and Edward but, before Becca can answer, he is distracted by a cat. Arriving at the prom, Becca runs to Edward but is caught in a squabble between Edward's fangirls and Jacob's fangirls. Fortunately, twilight occurs, followed by a new moon and an eclipse, concealing Edward's vampire nature from the students. Unfortunately, the Zolturi have seen enough and capture both Edward and Becca. Daro (Ken Jeong) decides not to rip Edward apart but warns that Becca must be made into a vampire. Meanwhile, Jennifer (Anneliese van der Pol) and Rick (Michael Hanson) are named prom queen and king, until it's discovered that they received 69,000 votes in a class of 300, so the principal names Daro and June (Emily Brobst) as the new king and queen. As they go on stage to receive their crowns, Daro reminds Edward that he must bite Becca. Edward complies but only on the condition that Becca marries him. Becca accepts, and he bites her. In the final scene, Edward is suddenly hit in the head by a spiked club wielded by a fangirl who snarls, 'Team Jacob, bitch!'
Q
What other parody films have Friedberg and Seltzer made together?
A
Their first parody film was Spy Hard (1996), which parodies spy films like the James Bond movies. Spy Hard was followed by Scary Movie (2000), Date Movie (2006), Epic Movie (2007), and Disaster Movie (2008), each one parodying, of course, scary movies, date movies, epic movies, and disaster movies. The Starving Games, a parody of The Hunger Games (2012), is due for release in 2013.
Q
Is there anything after the credits?
A
Not after the credits but, about seven seconds into the credits is a short scene in which Edward pulls the club out of his head while Becca displays her new fangs and goes after the Jacob fangirl.
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Photos from cast
Anneliese van der Pol Nick Eversman
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