Night Club Bouncer / Maurice (as Shabazz Richardson)
Rohan Quine
Night Club Bouncer
Svetlana
Billy Zane's Date
Eric Winzenried
Rico
Charles L. Brame
Abraham Lincoln
James Marsden
John Wilkes Booth
Rudy Segura
JFK Assassin
Randall Slavin
JFK Assassin
Patton Oswalt
Monkey Photographer
Irina Pantaeva
Irina
Stan Chu
Sherpa
Ming Ho Kum
Climber (as Kum Ming Ho)
Theo Kogan
Cool Tattoo Girl
Lam Bor
Dalai Lama Guy
Angel 11:11
Funky Loft Guest
Luther Creek
Freaky Loft Guest
Dechen Thurman
Funky Loft Guest
Kenny Max
Funky Loft Guest
David Pressman
Maori Tribesman
Godfrey
Janitor Derek
Taj Crown
Janitor Hansel
Richie Rich
Derelicte Doorman
King
Derelicte Bouncer
Frederic Fekkai
Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist
Kevyn Aucoin
Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist
Boris Kachscovsky
Zoolander Center Student
Mitch Winston
Infomercial Director
Mason Webb
Derek, Jr.
Alexa Nikolas
Story Hour Girl
Heidi Albertsen
Model (uncredited)
Akiko Ashley
Paparazzi (uncredited)
Elizabeth Bank
Fashionista
Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham
Shawna Bermender
Model (uncredited)
Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard
Jennifer R. Blake
Fashionista
Dave Brockie
Walk-Off Audience (uncredited)
Autumn Leigh Brown
VH1 Fashion Awards Worker (uncredited)
Emma Bunton
Emma Bunton
Tina Casciani
Model (uncredited)
Cheryl Cosenza
Model (uncredited)
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Walk-Off Audience (uncredited)
Stephen Dorff
Stephen Dorff
Jennifer Dorogi
Fashionista
Kristen Fick
Model (uncredited)
Eric Floyd
Fashionista
Jaime Gallagher
Model (uncredited)
Kristen Hagen
Fashionista
Taylor Gerard Hart
Model Twin (uncredited)
Ethan Higbee
Ethan Higbee (uncredited)
Slymenstra Hymen
Walk-Off Audience (uncredited)
Chris Kerson
Model (uncredited)
Karl Lagerfeld
Karl Lagerfeld
Klara Landrat
Model (uncredited)
Gregory J. Lucas
Model in Club (uncredited)
Kala Mandrake
Walk-Off Audience (uncredited)
Flattus Maximus
Walk-Off Audience (uncredited)
Anne Meara
Protestor (uncredited)
Beefcake The Mighty
Walk-Off Audience (uncredited)
Alexandria Morrow
Mogatus Model (uncredited)
Paulo Pascoal
Model (uncredited)
Guy Perry
Audience Member (uncredited)
Amanda Pham
Model (uncredited)
Lisa Ann Phillips
Hansel Posse Member (uncredited)
Gavin Rossdale
Gavin Rossdale (uncredited)
Winona Ryder
Winona Ryder
Mauricio Sanchez
Model (uncredited)
Kevin Squires
VVVIP Lounge Bartender (uncredited)
Melania Trump
Melania Trump
Jeff Van Atta
Hansel's Posse (uncredited)
Vince Vaughn
Luke Zoolander
Craig Welzbacher
Paparazzi (uncredited)
Billy Zane
Billy Zane
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Trivia
The yo-yo scenes as shown by Owen Wilson's character Hansel were performed by professional yo-yo performer and Duncan Yo-Yo Company employee Steve Brown.
When Derek first gets to Hansel's pad and Hansel asks Ennui to get him some of the special tea, there is a picture in the background of Hansel holding two tires - this is a copy of a famous Herb Ritts photo from 1984, "Fred with tyres".
When Derek, Matlida and Hansel drink tea at the Hansel's place, Matilda reveals that she was fat kid in 7th grade. After that, Hansel moves his lips, but no sound is heard.
When Derek is looking in the puddle after the male model of the year awards, he gets splashed by a passing vehicle and has mud on his face. In the next scene when Hansel is riding by on his scooter, Derek's face is clean, as if never being splashed by the mud.