How Do I Love Thee?

Stanley Waltz

Elsie Waltz

Lena Mervin

Marion Waltz

Tom Waltz

Dr. Littlefield

Mrs. Gromulka

Belly Dancer

Mrs. Wellington

Walter Wetzel

Rachel

Frank the Bartender

The Bishop

Hearse Driver #1

Pete McGurk

Dean Bagley

Radical Student

Tom Waltz, Age 11

French Dentist

Art Salerno

Dr. Giroux

French Nurse

Mother Superior

Dean Bagley's Secretary

Mrs. Bagley

Old Geezer

Maureen O'Hara was injured on the set, O'Hara and Jackie Gleason were in the middle of a scene. O'Hara was sitting on a garden bench, the cushions had been removed exposing the cyclone fence wire that supported them. O'Hara's right hand was resting on the wire and as a very drunk Jackie Gleason was delivering his lines, he tripped and accidentally fell on top of her hand. The cyclone wire gave way and the weight of his body crushed her hand. She had to be rushed to the hospital; her hand required orthopedic surgery. As a result, she has no cartilage on the fingers of her right hand and is missing a joint on her index finger.