Surrogate Valentine

Himself

Danny Tunrer

Valerie

Amy

Tammi

Arthur

Dave Margolis

Mark (as Dan 'Damage' Bjornson)

Emily

Diane (as Alexandra Fulton)

Sarah

Mark's Girlfriend

Fan #1

Fan #2

TV Host

Radio DJ

Sound Engineer

Danny's old boss

Rachel: His name is Bradley.

Danny Tunrer: You have a girlfriend?

Mark: You know, Seattle scene is the Seattle scene. They want people who are from Seattle. You got the whole situation with Chris Cornell from Soundgarden, fucker does business and lives in Paris, but they still sell it as a Seattle product. It makes no sense, man. Dave Matthews lives a mile and a half from Fremont by the Woodland Park Zoo, nobody calls him Seattle. It's the interesting but crazy thing about Seattle. It's a bitch, there's nothing I can do about it.